Our story so far...
The Skint Wallet is simply the most stupendously awesome product ever developed by the human species.
In fact, its awesomeness is so awesomely awesome that many have speculated that only a hyper-advanced alien society could have developed such a magnificent thing!
This is, of course, absurd.
Even a normally-advanced society of space aliens could have developed the Skint Wallet.
BUT. THEY. DIDN'T.
WE. DID.
In fact, its awesomeness is so awesomely awesome that many have speculated that only a hyper-advanced alien society could have developed such a magnificent thing!
This is, of course, absurd.
Even a normally-advanced society of space aliens could have developed the Skint Wallet.
BUT. THEY. DIDN'T.
WE. DID.
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So, no, the Skint Story is not one of aliens visiting our humble blue planet to bless us with gifts of ultra-compact, any-pocket convenience.
Instead, it all started with a dream. A fever dream. A young boy’s fever dream of all the cash and cards in his pocket uniting to fight evil like a wisecracking yet gently sentimental buddy-cop comedy program on a mildly disreputable tv channel late at night. |
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After searching high & low, near & far and even hither, thither & yon, the boy chanced upon a secret Himalayan valley housing a monastery of tiny-pocketed, textile-savant monks.
Then, after many years of study with the monks, he returned to the material world – our world – to spread tidings of good cheer and efficient usage of pocket space. |
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The Skint Wallet is the fruit of that boy’s dreaming.
Do yourself a favor and get one (or more).
Do yourself a favor and get one (or more).
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